My Promise

Dear Child,

My promise to you - I am your Parent 1st - your friend 2nd.  I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU!  When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult.  You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares and worries about you more than I do! If you don't hate me once in your life - I am not doing my job properly, but you will and than I will know that I am.

With all my Love

Mommy